English class really is important. REALLY important.
Basically, you touch yourself, you turn into a drooling imbecile.
Also you smell bad and go blind.
Reindeer photoset, as promised.
You’ll need to click on Rudolph to see the whole thing.
Charles Ollier observed that GHOTI can be pronounced “fish”:
- GH as in laugh
- O as in women
- TI as in nation
Melville Dewey, who devised the Dewey Decimal System, suggested that GHEAUGHTEIGHPTOUGH spells “potato”:
- GH as in hiccough
- EAU as in beau
- GHT as in naught
- EIGH as in neigh
- PT…
(Source: futilitycloset.com)
IF YOU MASTURBATE YOU’RE GONNA GET DIABETES
apparently.
Welp, that’s a new one.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen “diabetes caused by masturbation” before. I mean, it apparently causes every other problem out there, why not add diabetes to the list?
Medical Brief: A Monthly Journal of Scientific Medicine and Surgery, Vol 5. 1877.
Supposed to be a baby wrapped in a blanket, with a pacifier. Kinda missed the mark.
